Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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