I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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