just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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