He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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