She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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