so that wasnt chicken after all
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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