He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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