just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
handjob tips. give me some.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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