hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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