well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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