i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
did i just pee glitter
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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