I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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