: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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