whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
