Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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