I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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