we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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