I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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