Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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