Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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