I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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