I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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