he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
should my penis look like a turkey
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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