You're so nebulous sometimes
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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