Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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