I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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