i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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