We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
my liver is dry heaving
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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