and i looked up. we had an audience...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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