My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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