i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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