weddingsv make me drug and hornr
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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