Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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