She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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