ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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