It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
