you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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