That's when you crack a 10am beer
Quick, to the slutcave!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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