I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
