As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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