We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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