That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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