He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
ok first of all what the fuck
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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