At least make sure they are 18
Why
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wear drunk well.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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