She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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