super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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