I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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