I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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