But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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