I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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